Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The Oklahoma Triangle

Here's a Vile Vortex you never heard of: The Oklahoma Triangle is a mythical geographic area located in the South Central region of the United States. It is noted for an apparent high incidence of unexplained losses of houses, small boats on trailers, light trucks, and automobiles.

Many a homeowner in the Oklahoma Triangle has come home to find empty foundations where their house used to sit. Skeptics and debunkers point out that at the times of most all of those weird disappearances, a tornado (or several) was observed in the vicinity.

However, open-minded psychic investigators know that you can never be sure it was the tornadoes, just like you can never be sure there's no invisible, odorless miniature elephant hiding in your refrigerator. It would be unlikely for so many houses to be lifted by tornadoes, so it's much more rational to assume that the Martians got them.

This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Let the sunshine in.

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